11 NOV - 2021
Thirsty Thursday means something different to us.
November 11th, it’s Singles Day - another stupid and unnecessary day created purely for commercial purposes. However, despite knowing this, it can be difficult to have it rubbed in your face the wrong way. And so, we thought it would be very beneficial for your mental and physical health to help you rub Singles Day the right way, if you get our drift.
We’re glad that the latest movement in women’s self love is all about dropping the stigma around masturbation and instead, embracing all things associated with self pleasure. After all, as Summer Walker so aptly puts it, girls need love to. And we’re gonna need more than a hug.
Most porn is designed for men’s eyeballs. But women, with our generally elevated emotional intelligence, require a little more finesse and artistic creativity in stimulating content. Tumblr used to be a good go-to back in the day - it was the moodboard for all things artistic or emo with sensual gifs galore.
When you’re lonely and have been untouched in lockdown for... however many days it’s been, you need to find yourself a content creator who can provide the X-factor.
We scoured the internet and studied each potter to compile a range to suit everyone’s taste. But since they’re all potters, they all fit within the sensual bill.
Now, a disclaimer, some people may say we are sexualising these poor boys…
We are. There’s no doubt about it. And we’re not going to defend ourselves either.
Predominantly shirtless, sometimes with an apron, here are seven potters of Tik Tok that you can satisfy yourself to.
Theo Hirschfield, 21, hails from California. Scruffy hair, shredded body, abs for days, he’s a classic Cali boy. His aura is confident and chill, and he always smiles like he’s chuffed with his finished piece of art. His captions are sexy and a little bit provocative. Plus, he slaps the clay like it’s an ass. 10/10 cutie. We highly recommend you deep dive into his IG reels or TikToks.
“Dax is like that cute shy boy you went to high school with that no one suspected was super hot until it was the swimming section of P.E. #potterydax,” says Georgia. This boy is a vibe~ he’s humorous, quirky, kinda nerdy with a big creative streak. If you love an artsy boy, I’d say he’s the Harry Styles of the potter boys.
Pottery boy’s videos are overlaid with good vibey music like Ari Lennox and he takes his work seriously. We’re not sure what his name is but we know he hails from Melbourne, is 24 years old, and has a home clay kit business called ‘Claytime.’ Not only is he pretty and talented, potteryboy is also business savvy!
22 year old Abe reminds me of Karl from Love Actually (Rodrigo Santoro) - he’s got that hot nerd thing going on. A self-proclaimed peace lover and vegan, Wyoming resident Abe likes to create unique organic forms. His latest viral video is of him doing a blind pottery challenge and it’s pretty impressive. Most of his videos are shirtless but sometimes, he wears a variety of rather eclectic looking t-shirts.
If you’re looking for soft porn, this guy is overtly sexual. So much so, that Instagram deleted his account. These days, that’s not saying much as Instagram has been blocking accounts left, right and centre. But when you watch a couple of videos, you’ll understand why. I mean, he has a mirror above his bed. And there’s only one reason people have that. I also just realised that he has zero content of completed ceramics. He’s just here to show off his fingering skills.
“Blake is giving me Ansel Elgort vibes. Like if Fault in Our Stars was more of an arts & crafts sort of situation,” Georgia says. The complete opposite of @only_phi2, he’s a bit meek and awkward and he’s NEVER shirtless.