Well, there are a few reasons. One of them is the lack of research and funding. But another big reason is that society still views contraception as a woman's responsibility. It's like we're expected to keep our legs closed and our uteruses under control, while men can just go around having mindless sex without worrying about the consequences. We've been hearing about male contraceptives that are "just around the corner" for what feels like DECADES now. But as I’ve gone down a bit of a research rabbit hole, it turns out they’re actually getting pretty damn close.

There are a bunch of different types of male contraceptives currently in development, from hormonal injections to non-hormonal gels to reversible vasectomies. And while none of them are quite ready for prime time just yet, the fact that they're even being researched is a huge step forward.

But here's the thing: male contraception isn't just about preventing unwanted pregnancies. It's also about giving men more control over their own bodies and their own lives. Think about it, how many times have you had to go through the rigmarole of getting a prescription for the pill, or going to the doctor to get an IUD inserted? It's a lot of hassle, and it puts all the responsibility on us. But if men had their own reliable contraceptive options, they could take control of their own reproductive health and not have to rely on us to do all the heavy lifting.

Of course, there are some men out there who are resistant to the idea of male contraception. They think it's emasculating, or they're worried about the side effects, or they just can't be bothered to take the time to go to the doctor. And to those men, I say: tough shit.